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Sooooo earlier I was in the shower, and I had an idea ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png) velithya totally came upstairs entirely uncalled by me because this is all her fault I swear and in no way did I initiate the conversation.
(Under no circumstances should anyone believe her if she claims that I called her name, she thought I might have fallen and hurt myself, and I didn't hear her asking if I was okay, so she came upstairs to check on me, after which I insisted she hear my crazy idea and help me cast the roles.)
My idea: Teen Wolf ~fusion~ with: RuPaul's Drag Race!
Lydia Martin is a guest judge. The contestants (I haven't really worked out all the drag names or anything yet):
Jackson Whittemore
Stiles Stilinski
Danny Mahealani
Greenberg (who was eliminated early but recalled because Santino and Michelle thought he might have had more potential)
The episode:
W.I.L.F. - Wolf I'd Like to Frock
The wolves:
Derek Hale
Vernon Boyd
Isaac Lahey
Scott McCall
Jackson wins the mini-challenge, and gets to assign the werewolves to the other queens. The assignments go as follows:
Derek Hale, being big, super-masculine-seeming and hairy, is assigned to Stiles, because Jackson hate Stiles, obvs.
Scott, who has reasonable potential for pretty, gets assigned to Danny, because Jackson and Danny are BFFs.
Boyd goes to Greenberg, who will fail hilariously, while Boyd will be stoic in the face of terribleness, and will ~turn it out~ during the musical number. (velithya has suggested "She Wolf" by Shakira David Getta feat. Sia. I haven't heard it, but I assume she knows what she's talking about... *pulls it up*)
She *had* said Shakira, but discovered it was the wrong song when she checked lyrics. Shakira can be the lip synch for your liiiife.
Jackson keeps Isaac for himself, because he's all babyfaced twink and he will think Isaac will be easiest to make pretty. (I was briefly wondering if he'd go for Scott, but that cannot happen, because Scott has to flirt with Danny, LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES.)
Anyway. Mad crack ensues. I just can't decide whether the other guest judge will be Deaton or Ms. Morrell.
(Although Ms. Morrell *is*, imo, canonically the Grownup Who Looks Best In Leather.)
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