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I am insomniac and inpainiac Jul. 5th, 2007 @ 02:06 am
I'm looking forward to tomorrow, something unpleasant has been replaced by something awesome.  And yet I cannot sleep.

So.  In honour of it was my half-birthday a couple of weeks ago so people should do nice things for me because I may be substituting half-birthdays for my actual birthday entirely, and because some people asked for it, we have:

The Model SAM1 "Sonnlich" Operating Manual: Repair and Maintenance/Service Section
Section One: Maintaining Good Cheer

The following procedures are optional, but have been known to increase the functional efficiency of the SAM1 "Sonnlich".

- Categorisation of Output

Primary display of the SAM1 "Sonnlich" output is hosted on a web-accessible interface commonly referred to as "LiveJournal".  A known design flaw inclines the SAM1 "Sonnlich" to be erratic in proper categorisation of output by means of "tags".  All authorised users (to see the list of authorised users, simply check whether a user is listed under 'Friends') can adjust tag settings.  Users are encouraged to do this, particularly if the SAM1 "Sonnlich" has not.

- Multi-User Interaction System

The SAM1 "Sonnlich" responds well to positive verbal inputs.  This response is not restricted solely to directed comments; share the love.  Say nice things to each other.  The SAM1 "Sonnlich" also responds well to perceiving users interacting within its output fields; that is to say, people chatting in her LJ comments.  It feels all social.

- Iconography

The SAM1 "Sonnlich" is known to have been released to the market with insufficiently distinct icons for all moods and functions.  Users with time on their hands are invited to introduce more to the system.  There may be some kind of minor prize.

- Physical Reactivity

For "Power Users" and other high-access user groups, the Model SAM1 "Sonnlich" can be expected to respond well to physical contact.


Updates as necessary.

(I go try to sleep now.)
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