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first: the NHS is horrifying, fix it
second: for reasons relating to point the first my mother is in your country, if it is not nice to her I regret to inform you I shall be arranging an invasion
third: if I find out you are being mean to my mother so that I'll invade and take over on the very reasonable assumption that I cannot run your country worse than the idiots currently in charge then a) fair point but b) I assure you it will go very hard indeed for anyone who was responsible for being mean to my Mum so calculate your patriotism levels *really* accurately
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