I wish to beat people with sticks, no wait, sharper things

Calling out something that has been acknowledged as racist *even by the people who made it* is apparently leaping to "omg racism" and doing so will "weaken our efficacy to fight real racism [sic]". But he tooootally knows what he's talking about, because he's a history teacher and is doing a Ph.D. in modern US history.

I want to be able to punch people via the internet. Punch them with bullets.

So I've been playing Skyrim

Just discovered: My horse does not accept apologies or surrender.

"Enough! I submit!" pleads the Forsworn Ravager.

"Nay!" says my horse. (Approximately.) And keeps kicking.