Let's say, for the sake of argument, that the surname I was born with was "Resume". And it's pronounced like the verb -
r'ZYOOM. (I'd IPA it but I can't be bothered.) And all my life, people have made a habit of pronouncing it wrong - r'ZOOM or REZyoom or rezyoomay, like it's the word for a CV.
And all my life, when people mispronounce my name, I've corrected them.
You'd think this would be a fairly minor thing - we're all agreed it's open to some interpretation, but we're also, I'd hope, all in agreement that it's
my name and how it's pronounced is up to
me. Sure, people on my father's side of the family have a vote, and they can pick another pronunciation if they really want to, because then it's
their name, but in as much as the name I bear is MINE, how to pronounce it is up to me.
I'd hope, but I know that isn't so. Because all my life, I've had people
correct me on how to pronounce my name.
Not "they read it off a form or a list and got it wrong", correct me, but I mean, they've got it wrong, I've said no, it's pronounced like this, and they've said
no it isn't, or just pointedly kept repeating it their way.
Quick tip: If you do this to someone, they are going to conclude that you're an asshole, and they're going to be right.
Because my name is part of who I am, a part of me. Names are important. And if you try to tell me that you know how to pronounce my name and I don't, you're trying to tell me that
you have more of a right to define who I am than I do.
I don't think it's coincidence that the people who do this tend to be the kind of people who play power games all the time - it's a way of controlling the conversation, controlling the discourse, controlling
you. Which is why, since recognising that, I don't let that slide. I will be smiling and pleasant but I will be firm.
To quote Lieutenant Data: One is my name. The other is not.
Where it gets interesting, to me, is the cultural aspect. The surname I was born with was originally Germanic, but it was anglicised around the time of the First World War - a more anglo spelling, though the pronunciation has shifted to be yet more anglo since. Trying to define the pronunciation sometimes feels like people are trying to define the degree to which my cultural identity is permitted.
Which isn't a big thing, when it's someone like me - I'm only vaguely foreign, and in any case, I'm still white - but then you get the cases where it's really
political.
Yes, I'm talking about Judge Sotomayor.
I'm not giving a link to that ass Krikorian, but he said:
Deferring to people's own pronunciation of their names should obviously be our first inclination, but there ought to be limits. Putting the emphasis on the final syllable of Sotomayor is unnatural in English (which is why the president stopped doing it after the first time at his press conference) ... and insisting on an unnatural pronunciation is something we shouldn't be giving in to. [...] This may seem like carping, but it's not. Part of our success in assimilation has been to leave whole areas of culture up to the individual, so that newcomers have whatever cuisine or religion or so on they want, limiting the demand for conformity to a smaller field than most other places would. But one of the areas where conformity is appropriate is how your new countrymen say your name, since that's not something the rest of us can just ignore, unlike what church you go to or what you eat for lunch. And there are basically two options -- the newcomer adapts to us, or we adapt to him. And multiculturalism means there's a lot more of the latter going on than there should be.
NO THERE ISN'T. Because,
asshole, there's a difference between pronouncing a name in a way that is
already Anglicised but to an approximation of correct and
anything that can possibly be called "unnatural". What is not natural to English is rolling the R. Which is not required. Syllabic emphasis variation is deeply, profoundly within the category of SUCK IT UP. Attempting to pronounce someone's name correctly is the most basic of courtesies.
Trying to define how non-Anglos should pronounce their names is a clear attempt to exert control - to force Sotomayor, and anyone else, to abandon any visible markers of differing cultural identity. America doesn't follow English pronunciation rules at all, after all, or are we changing the pronunciation of Arkansas at last?
Shut up, right wing morons. Just shut up.